Plastic flowers. Purple wedding. Cardboard hearts. Domestics. Tears. Women who can't/won't wear heels. Weight. Booze. Eskies. Crepe paper streamers. Possum vandals. Stubbie holders. Colored pens. Paper placemats. Plastic table cloths. Folded un ironed fake damask.

But beautiful. Personal. Real. Unpolished honesty. True intention. Severe risk of long term happiness and contentment.